| 12 December 2008 |
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Tulisan ini buat dias.
Barusan gua baca Blognya diaz. Baru awal2 baca, gua dapet inspirasi. Inspirasi! rasanya enak banget ketika tiba-tiba di kepala muncul ide. Udah lama kayanya ga ngerasa seger gitu dapet ide. Gua jadi bergairah. jadi pengen nulis. Nulis buat Blog, yang udah lama ga gua lakuin secara rutin.
Berhubung gua juga pernah ngalamin yang kaya dalem cerita lu, dan berhubung gua juga suka jengkel sama orang yang suka nyalip-nyalip kaya gitu, ni khayalan gua.
Sebelumnya mari kita berandai-andai bahwa orang itu adalah lelaki, umuran anak SMA. Kejadiannya ditempat sepi dimana kejahatan bisa terjadi kapan saja.
Kalo gua yas, ni yang pengen gua lakuin,
Pertama, Kalo gua ga jatoh dan setelah dia nyalip trus gua berhasil nyalip dan bikin anak itu berenti.
Sambil masih diatas motor, Gua akan lepas Helm trus ngegebuk pala tu orang pake helm, BeeLeetAAK!!! bltak! BLTAK! BAK! BAK! BUAK! udah dia tekapar diatas motor, teriakin TOLOL!! kuat-kuat deket kupingnya. Biar dia nyadar bahwa apa yang dia lakuin itu emang tolol. Trus gua akan mandangin tu anak yang sedang tekapar diatas motornya, dengan perasaan gagah. Sebelum make helm kembali, gua ngeliat tu anak menggeliat pelan, trus ngedongak keatas,, BUAK!!! gua gajadi pake helm dan ngegampar tu anak pake helm sekali lagi. Brug! jatoh dah motor tu anak. Tungguin bentar. kalo masih begerak hajar lagi.
Kedua, kalo masih sama-sama jalan, dengan asumsi bahwa motor gua adalah motor dengan kecepatan diatas motor anak itu, gua akan nguber, mepet dia, trus nendang dia dengan asumsi bahwa kaki gua ni gede, kuat kaya balok kayu jati. BRAKK! dengan dahsyat kaki gua menghantam bodi motor itu. Selanjutnya adalah anak itu jatoh, keplanting ke trotoar. Motornya muter jungkirbalik dua kali, anak itu mental helmnya ngegosrok aspal. Gua minggirin motor, trus jalan mendekati anak itu dengan langkah-langkah mantap,dengan aura membunuh yang naik berlipat-lipat!
Semakin gua mendekat, anak itu perlahan bangun tertatih-tatih. Ketika gua sudah tinggal berjarak satu meter lagi didepan dia, dia mengangkat mukanya sambil meringis menahan sakit. Pasrah atas apapun yang mungkin akan terjadi.
(sampe sini gua mau tulis bersambung deh. tapi sayang ah, trusin aja)
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(kok gua ngebayang hal-hal yang terjadi selenjutnya adalah hal-hal yang bersifat **** seksual ya?)
Serius ah. serius.
Gua ngehampirin anak itu, neriakin TOLOL!! kuat-kuat didepan mukanya, trus nyepak kepala anak itu kuat-kuat, BLETAK! DUAG! DUAG! DUAG! trus nginjek lehernya JEG! JEG! JEG! NGEK! crot! (suara ini keluar seiring dengan keluarnya ijo-ijo dari lobang Pant*atnya), terakhir nginjek mukanya. Bagian ini yang paling sip. "BAK! mati kamu! BUK! PLAK! PLAK! Mati kamu! mati! DUAK! DUAK! DUAK! Mati! Mati! MAtii! "
Yas, kok jadi kurang sadis ya? tadi gua ngebayang hal-hal yang terjadi bakal lebih sadis dari ini loh. Kok tiba-tiba hati gua menjadi kemayu waktu nulis ini ya? hehe. Tapi tenang aja yas, inspirasi dari lu ga berenti sampe disini kok. Gua masih akan melanjutkan inspirasi dari lu. Selanjutnya gua akan menulis, Khalayan gua tentang tai, khayalan gua tentang ngegebukin+nyiksa maling yang ketangkep ditempat sepi, khayalan gua tentang 'satu hari bebas nyiksa polisi' , khayalan gua tentang gay....oow, kalo yg terakhir kayanya ga deh. hahahaha
tips: buat yang ngerasa ini sadis untuk dilakuin, bayangin aja kalo yg digebukin itu si pe'ing. Naaah? malah jadi kerasa enakan kan? |
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